Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I used to have a really really scary headmaster.I've never known anyone with a more hitler-ish air about them. Once during an assembly he yelled at some boy and threw him out of the hall just for sneezing. He'd clearly never got over the banning of the cane.
Anyway, one day the hitlermaster decided to tell the whole school about an average days work for him... starting with the opener "I begin the day with a quick session with my secretary".
Cue the sound of an entire school trying to keep their sniggers silent at the risk of detention.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:00,
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