Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Boots, the ChemistThere is a Boots Chemist beneath the office where I work. There is a mousey, bookish, middle aged woman who is chronically shy and cannot seem to properly engage in banter or even eye contact.
I went to pay for my goods the other week. There are 2 credit card readers. Here is the conversation that ensued:
Ms: Mouse: "Sorry - wrong hole - I'm over here"
Me: "Ah. I always get that problem" [winks]
Ms: Mouse: "Oh, no! I mean - I like to spread myself about."
Me: "Oh - fantastic news!"
Ms: Mouse: "No! I mean... over the counter" [whimpers] "Oh! I mean..."
Me: "Can I have an Advantage Card please?"
She won't serve me any more. When I enter the store, suddenly the Nivea looks all out of whack and she busies herself over to straighten it.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:10, 1 reply)
SoYou took Advantage of her as well?
Honestly...
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:39,
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