Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My ex-wife's father was from Cambridge......so every year he used to make a point of watching the boat race, and cheering for Cambridge.
So, one year we're all at my (then) brother-in-law's house watching the race, and then the medal ceremony etc.
"Look at the size of those blokes" pipes up father-in-law "and their tiny cox".
I sniggered first, and then everyone joined in. It remains the best accidental joke I've ever heard =)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:27, 1 reply)
Hehehe"And isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge captain is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew...."
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:29,
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