Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Classic!But you can't forget the other classics from on the pitch such as -
"How's your wife and my kids?"
"Wife's fine, kids are retarded"
"Why're you so fat?"
"Everytime I f*ck your missus, she gives me a biscuit"
I think both were between England & Australia, not sure of players though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:35,
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