Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was being trained on a new computer system at w*rk yesterdayMy colleague who was demoing it is quite straight-laced, not quite schoolma'am but certainly not the most broad-minded of people.
So, this new software has a screen with 2 windows on screen: the top one is for looking at patient information, and the bottom one is for inputting data. Or, as she put it:
"Remember - you view in the top and you do in the bottom!"
It wasn't that funny really, but by about the 16th time of repetition I was starting to have to cover my grin =)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:37, Reply)
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