Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was sat on my bedroom floor having a shave when I heard this oneThe radio was on, and I thought 'where on earth is this going'?
Then it got to the 'taken up the Oxo Tower' bit. I swear, I laughed so hard I fell over. Not an easy thing to do when you're already sitting on the floor...
Fortunately it was an electric razor, so I didn't cut myself. That would have been a right cunt of a thing to happen.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:54,
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