Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Very similar to Freddy Woo's....But funny all the same.
I used to work in a very posh pharmacy called Rimmington's in Bradford City Centre. It was very old skool and posh and you practically had to have elocution lessons just to work there.
One of my colleagues, Tracey, suffered from very dry lips and on one occaision when I had called her over to help me with something and she shouted back in a very loud voice:
"One moment, I just need to put some vasoline on my crack!!"
I just couldn't help but howl with laughter!
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:12,
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Mehehe...Rimmington's! What a great name.
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CrowI'm glad that wasn't just me, then.
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Well you learn something new every day...Who knew you could put the words Bradford and posh in the same sentence!
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Oh yeah!!!I totally missed that innuendo!
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:21,
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