Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Kit Kat Anyone?I was 16 at the time and on holiday with my best mate and his mum and dad. We were sitting around in the sun and Mrs S decided she was a little peckish and produced a kit kat. After breaking the foil, she then proceeded to ask me if I would like a finger - needless to say everyone pissed themselves with laughter. I'm still not sure if she was talking about the chocolate!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:19, Reply)
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