Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Where to start?So many over the years due to being a blabbermouth fucktard partial to the odd shandy. We'll start with this one:
I was chatting to a very nice young lady in a bar on New Year's Eve a few years back while drinking champagne. It was all going rather well until she popped the second bottle and a load of it flew out and landed in my eye. It hurt like a bastard. I was moved to exclaim, "Christ, it's like getting spunk in your eye!" She fucked RIGHT off.
Not so much innuendo as just a fucking stupid thing to say.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:12, Reply)
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