Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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So I turned on my TVand The Great British Body was on, somewhere near the end when they were asking the participants what they thought about being televised naked on a hill and described as "part of a testicle". One womans' contribution:
"I was a bit worried about by big bum but then I thought 'Oh, Bugger it'". Cue fits of hysterics at this being shown on TV and having to rewind it for my housemate. Who, unfortunately, didn't get it
Neither did they get what was so funny about a scene in Gladiators (classic)- just after the putting-balls-in-baskets event the american winner decided it was a good idea to attribute it to his family.
"I did so well because I just thought of each of the baskets as a member of my family. And I was trying to get as many balls into my family members as possible"...
Oh, lordy...
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:13,
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