Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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After a fair few pages of this QOTWIt's starting to get a little boring. Most QOTW replies contain a fair amount of innuendo anyway, regardless of the question. It's a bit like asking "What terrible puns have you heard recently?" (Dear God, I hope they never use that suggestion. If so, I'll have to commit ritual Hari-Kari with a porcupine for suggesting it).
Anyone else getting tired of the endless 'It was a long one', 'She asked me to get it out', 'We sucked on it all night' japery, or is it just me?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:48, 4 replies)
Fate seemed to lead me to accidentally click "I like this" instead of replyFate also put your post straight above "rachelswipe's" story that I just replied to.
You will find the answer to your question there;)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:02,
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Oooo I don't knowI've a feeling we can keep this up all week
*sorry*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:37, closed)
I'm quite enjoying themand could keep it up all week.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 2:56,
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