Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I went on a Subway run for various members of staff one night at work, one of the girls asked me to get her a Footlong as she was paricularly hungry.
At the end of the shift, cleaning down the bar her stomach started rumbling...
"You can't possibly be hungry you had a footlong sub on your break" Says I...
"I knooow, i can't believe i managed a 12 incher and it hardly touched the sides" was her naive reply.
None of us can keep straight faces when she asks for a Subway sandwich now.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:50,
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