Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ivor Biggun, or so it would seemLast year I was buying some bread, a HUGE baguette-ish thing, about 2.5feet long and at least 10inches thick. After I had paid for it, the girl started to put it into a paper bag, but it was too big. She was taking a while, so the manager came over and asked what was going on, her reply:
"okyakusama no mono wa, ookikute hairanai!"
"The customers item is too big and it won't go in!"
(sounds a bit odd translated from Jap, but it was great at the time)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:57, 2 replies)
Sweet......but wouldn't/couldn't 'mono' (•¨)be translated as 'thing'?
In which case, much funnier :P
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:12, closed)
yeah,but I thought "item" would be better since I was buying something.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:44, closed)
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