Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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about ten years agoI was doing backstage work at the school musical - meant 6 whole weeks of no class and playing golf on the Apple, while pretending to get prompts and props correct.
The first night of the musical (a 2-night show, South Pacific if I remember), a group of us were picked up by the teacher in charge of the backstage, since we all lived near each other.
Getting into the car, I attempted to put on my seatbelt. Discovering I couldn't (stupid "middle belt for middle seat only" type design), I said: "I couldn't find my thing, and when I did find it, it didn't work"
Much laughing ensued - and I didn't get the joke at first
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:19, Reply)
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