Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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OK, but should it be that colour?During a science lesson MJP89 was looking under the table at another friend, Iain's, lap. The class was understandably shocked when MJP exclaimed, 'Wow, it's really big'.
Turns out he was just looking at pictures of The Statue of Liberty from a recent trip to New York.
Iain tried to apologise for length but unfortunately came before he finished the sentence.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:31, Reply)
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