Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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oo-er vicarWhilst still at college, me and a few mates developed a habit of saying "oo-er vicar" everytime one of us said something that could be construed as innuendo, the phrase "oo-er vicar" would be uttered. This was truncated to just "vicar". And vicar was called when the innuendos/innuendoes/innuendi became more and more contrived.
The notable was when a mate was leaving my house late one night, and I pointed to the moon and said "look, the moon is gibbous". He called vicar, and I asked him to explain. His reply?
"Well, gibbous sounds a bit like gibbon and you could do things with a gibbon"
I never did find out what he meant by 'things', but I imagine if he tried, said ape would just rip his arm off.
Subtlety is my middle name.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:42,
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