Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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PoolWe are lucky enough to have a pool table at work and every lunchtime a group of us gather to play. Underhand tactics have developed over the past few years, the most off-putting being the use of jibes to totally humiliate or plain abuse whoever may be taking their shot. Comments such as "He can't hit that gently, he's got the heavy-handed touch of a rapist" & "You haven't got the kahunas to pull that shot off" are regularly heard banded around the rec room.
Only the other day, when one workmate was lining up to sink an easy black ball, someone called out "Look him in the eye while you finish him off". The room went silent, uncomfortable looks were exchanged, then uncontrollable laughter broke out. Dunno if the black ball was sunk, the game fell by the wayside after that...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:43, Reply)
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