b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Accidental innuendo » Post 172962 | Search
This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Pages: Latest, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, ... 1

« Go Back

Playing swingball..
with a friend of mine with little to no judgement of force. A few swings in I've nearly been hit in the face twice by the wayward bastard. I loudly proclaim:

'If this comes in my face again I'll 'ave you!'

Oops. Two for one though, bargain.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:26, 1 reply)
My favourite answer
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:31, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, ... 1