Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Walking to sit with my mates at lunchHappily as I could be at 14, I wandered over to our usual bench, we'd managed to pick out, and keep (We had that bench throughout our school lives).
I caught the end of a story being told by someone we shall call Alex, for that is his name.
After walking over to find out what they were up to I'm greeted to hearing, "There was juice EVERYWHERE".
I had to walk off after that, I almost pissed myself laughing, and none of them could figure out what was so funny about someone spilling 2 litres of orange juice out of a carton....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:40, Reply)
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