Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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You know them weird smelly bath capsule things, like rubbery on the outside with stuff in the middle...While at a friends house for a kind of movie night thing my mate went to the shitter.
Upon his return he brought with him a box of "them weird smelly bath capsule things, like rubbery on the outside with liquidy stuff in the middle." They were cherry shaped and cherry scented.
He took one out of the box and said "Oh man, i love these things." He then squeezed it until it popped, expelling its liquid.
This then caused the female host to yell
"You popped my cherry!"
Hilarity ensued, as did embarrasment.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:59, 2 replies)
For future reference,those things are called bath pearls. (:
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Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:07,
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Hmmm...Only a woman or a homosexual would know that, which are you?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:05, closed)
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