Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Sorry MumWhen I got my first Jag, many years ago, I excitedly dragged my parents outside to show them the great deal I had procured.
"Look, there's even some brand new piss-flaps in the boot"
I meant, of course, to say "mud flaps".
My Dad even rushed to the boot to have a look!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:00, 4 replies)
I likes.So i clicked. Very funny btw.
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This made me laughfor more than 3 seconds.
*click*
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This made me laugh.*click*
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:44,
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'Piss Flaps'...the God of rudey words.
*click*
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