Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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just today......my boss saw that I'd bought one of those new Creme Egg Twister bars.
She picked it up and started playing with it - trying to ascertain the shape within, through the wrapper.
Finally she said 'ooh I better stop fingering it, or it'll get all moist and sticky'.
Fnarr fnarr....
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gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:05,
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