Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not me honestWhy do these aways start, It wasn't me but a (Mate, colleague, spouse, sibling etc)
A comment to an old lady by my wife, referring to number 1 daughter who being two at the time had the usual small childs obsession with a small cuddly toy. In this case a cuddly character first realised by AA Milne.
Yep Winnie the Pooh.
The phrase "she loves playing with her Pooh", was meant in all innocence, but even the most innocent old lady even if one of those fictional beasts exists***, does take a double take when hearing it.
You can guess the rest
***No little old Lady, no matter what they like to say is innocent. The Darby and Joan club in any major connurbation is feared by even the local Hells Angels chapter as being a little too racy even for them. Saga holidays are even worse, outdoing the Ibeza excesses of a club 18-30 package deal
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:07, Reply)
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