Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
(
chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
« Go Back
A sweet sweet friend.Bless her, she doesn't know what she says. I was walking a few paces in front of her and she decides to hit me in the bum with her knee.
"And what do you think you're doing eh?"
She pipes up: "I kneed you in the arse!"
Bless.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:15, Reply)
« Go Back