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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A mate sent me this today.

I would have posted it as a pic rather than a link but it's a bit big and I've not learned how to do that 'click to embiggen' thing in html yet.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:42, 5 replies)
fantastic!
clicky!! x
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Haha
It's funny because they're rude words.

You attention whore.

*clicks*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:01, closed)
Outstanding
Clicks for giggles
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:02, closed)
Goo' evenin' you lot!
*yawns*

Edit: Night all, 'nother 3 hours worth of bus sitting tomorrow. Cya in the 'eve. Maybe.
(Belgaer is, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:33, closed)

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