Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Of Buds and BloomsA couple of summers ago, sitting in my folks' garden of a balmy evening, all was still and quiet. My mother pipes up, "Tourettes, have you noticed my lovely pink clitoris? It's coming away beautifully...."
She meant "clematus".
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:59,
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THISis lovely! She should meet my mate Nick, who once went 'aaaarrrgh, something's gone in my clitoris' getting confused somewhere between 'cornea' and 'iris' ...
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But...was it indeed lovely?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:55,
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^ blooming lovelyIt has grown wilder since then ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:20,
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I just don't know what to say to that Tourette'sI can't think of anything funnier than your response.
Now how am I supposed to explain to my kids why I'm laughing so hard?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 2:37,
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Thanks Tourette'sI just did the angry dragon with pineapple juice. It hurts!
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