Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Off licenceI worked in an off license as a student and an american tourist had just come back from bushmills distillery on a tour. she explained how much she enjoyed the whiskey. I asked her calmly, 'have you ever tried the Black Bush?'. then I realised what I had said. the colleague next to me calmly walked away and left the shop. I think he exploded.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:38, Reply)
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