Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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"I've never been so proud of my wife"Mrs Spankengine and I have some very dear friends who are a gay couple.
One day over dinner the conversation drifts round to the whole 'opposites attract' issue. One illustration of this phenomenon is - according to Mrs Spankengine - her observation that in every happy couple there is always an organised and tidy one (her) and a more spontaneous, less organised one (me). It helps if one partner is more obsessed with tidiness than the other, right?
Nods of recognition all round from me and the gay chaps.
"So" she asks brightly. "Which one of you two is the anal one?".
I froze, nearly choked, excused myself, grabbed my Blackberry and emailed this delightful and innocent innuendo to everyone I could possibly find, using the same header as this post. Amazingly, nobody else at dinner had even registered this gem.
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How did they not get that one?Maybe I just have a dirty mind.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 2:32,
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