Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Due to misinformationI was under the impression that the adult cousin I was going to meet at my Aunt's house was called Roger. As it turned out his name was in Robert. (I don't know how you get the two names confused but my Dad had managed it.)
All through the visit I struggled to remember what his real name was and hope that I wouldn't offend him by getting the name wrong.
As my family drove away from the house I announced "Well no matter what you say, he'll always be Roger in my head."
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:20, 2 replies)
hmmthat's actually pretty damn funny, I had to read it twice thought I must admit.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 4:24, closed)
MaybeI should edit it so people read it out loud.
It was one of my finer moments!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:12, closed)
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