Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I'm meant the beer, not me!Out after work in the pub with my fellow workers. Decided to try out the new fangled Stella Artois derivative beer Peter Artois. Sniffed it, took a sip and proceeded to describe the bouquet. "I've got wood" I proudly announced. I was informed that I should keep my twisted perversions to myself.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:00, Reply)
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