Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was such a doormat in collegeI had this mega crush on this German guy, Tomas and I used to do his laundry. (yes, yes, I know, I was an idiot) I even folded it and put it away.
One day defending him against the accusation of slobism, I uttered the immortal line, "Oh yeah? Well, fat lot you know! I've looked in his drawers, and I've have you know he's very neat and lovely!"
I never lived it down.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:45, 2 replies)
*giggles*You tell 'em!
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 2:20,
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Never mind thatYou seriously renewed your vows in Hell? That's the fucking best thing ever!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 11:29, closed)
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