Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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they do come in different sizesThe attractive new teacher calls me in my classroom to tell me some little snot has stolen her mouse ball.
She knows I've got a rather large box of them up in my room and she asks me if I can take a ball from one of my mice and bring it down to see if it will fit.
Without missing a beat i blurt out -"Let me get this right, you want me to come down there and see if I can fit one of my balls in your mouse?"
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teknikl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:07,
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