Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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fast food fun
the future mrs 1574 has worked at several places whilst she earned her degree...
taco bell drive thru - asking people if they wanted hard or soft (tacos) insured much hilarity
she then went on to a subway - and had to keep asking if people would like a 6' or the whole footlong
this stuff writes itself some days....
length? she likes them hard and a footlong but shes been spoiled since shes been with me
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:48, Reply)
the future mrs 1574 has worked at several places whilst she earned her degree...
taco bell drive thru - asking people if they wanted hard or soft (tacos) insured much hilarity
she then went on to a subway - and had to keep asking if people would like a 6' or the whole footlong
this stuff writes itself some days....
length? she likes them hard and a footlong but shes been spoiled since shes been with me
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:48, Reply)
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