Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A couple from a friend......who used to work in a hospital as an OT.
They had a whiteboard for all the OTs to write their names on when they were in the building, to make it easy to keep track of who was where. Upon leaving for the day, you were supposed to erase your name. However, several people had been neglecting to do so, which lead to the posting of a sign reading "ATTENTION: WILL ALL STAFF PLEASE RUB THEMSELVES OFF BEFORE LEAVING."
Another time, someone (I can't remember the names, so we'll call him Gerald) was being rotated out of the ward into another one, and a meeting was being held to introduce his replacement (who we'll call, say, Martha). The person speaking farewelled Gerald, and then welcomed Martha, saying "Now, remember to be nice to Martha, as she'll have to take Gerald's load on her back."
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 2:02, Reply)
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