Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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The knob.......A fair few years back when my older brother was still at secondary school, he was sitting in a geography lesson, taught by a mr.williams (whom i call baldylocks for obvious reasons). But anyway that particular day the tannoy speaker in the room was broken, in that the volume was stuck at maximum and the volume knob had broken off. So after multiple deafening tannoy anouncements, baldylocks said out loud to the class: "If I had a knob I'd screw it back on!" Cue much laughter from the class of course (don't know how long for).
Length? I try not to think about it.......
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 3:23, Reply)
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