Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Subway sandwichesIt doesn't matter how many times I've gone to Subway, or how often the staff have seen the badly disguised smirking, I can't help it but it's likely that I'll laugh. Not at someone offering me 6 inches, but at the idea of the foot.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 7:45,
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I nearly died laughing in a Subway onceWhen I got asked if I wanted "Double meat in my foot-long".
I politely declined.
*grins*
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Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:34,
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Got the t-shirtI was in the one in Clapham yesterday:
"would you like extra cheese on your footlong?"
Fnarrr!
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