Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My favourite oneBut off the TV. Apparently a Fanny Craddock programme was teaching people how to make doughnuts. Roll credits.
Continuity announcer - "And I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's."
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 8:47, 2 replies)
Urban legendNever happened.
Sorry.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:10,
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Still pretty funnnyDoes it matter whether it happened or not? Think of it like the moon landings.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:46, closed)
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