Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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We had the decorators in - hmmm possibly a joke there somewhereWe had a couple of guys in to rip out our old kitchen and replace with a new sparkly one. Charlie must have just been shy of 7 foot and everytime he went in and out of our back door *cough cough* he would hit his head on the hedge that grew along side it. My Mum decided to do something about it and next time she saw him proudly announced
"Did you notice? I trimmed my bush so you won't keep hitting you face on it"
Utter silence all round .....
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:27, Reply)
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