Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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LuftwaffeI didn’t know that R was married and had kids. I didn’t know that those kids were old enough to be into Airfix models but not old enough to complete them themselves.
How, then, was I to know that, one bored evening working on the bar, when R yawned and complained that he’d much rather be at home painting the Messerschmitt, he wasn’t being unutterably filthy?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:41,
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ohyou're on top of me today. That's nice.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:44,
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Thank you Enzyme..I will use that phrase in my daily intercourse from now on, when at work and I'd rather be at home shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree..
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excellent turn of phraseI will use it to confuse everyone.
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