Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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just stick it in and let's get it over withSexual Health clinic. Check-up. HIV test. The nurse brandishes a needle and finally locates a vein:
"Okay, bit of a prick..."
Uhuh, that's exactly why I'm here.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:50,
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