Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In your end? Oh.On the way to our weeks holiday in Scotland, the family and I stopped off at a small village for the night to essentially break the lengthy journey in two. There were a few pubs, a nice restaurant and a cozy B&B to keep us occupied for the night.
The next morning, we went downstairs and ate our full English breakfast, and then got our stuff together, ready to leave. In the hallway, the Scottish couple decided to have a chat with my mother, and honestly, I thought they were both a little strange.
"Have you seen my husband's organ?" the woman asked.
My mum was red in the face, giggling like a school girl afterwards. Old school innuendo isn't that funny, is it? Either that, or sites like b3ta and their Sickipedia spin-off site are making me a lot less sensitive to sex-related stuff like that. I wouldn't have it any other way...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:02, Reply)
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