Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I only have myself to blame...Every week I manage to say something completely innocent, yet highly 'carry on', in front of an entire office of men... Yesterday I excelled myself by passing some paper work back to my boss and he asked what the marks were on it. As my mouth began to flap before it consulted my brain I said 'I had a very juicy peach at lunchtime and I'm afraid it dribbled on your letters.....'. Cue 5 seconds of silence before the office erupted into a chorus of 'ooooh matrons'.
I also had to sort out an office sweepstake the other week and lost the hat to pull the names out of so I had to hold all the entries in my hand instead... Upon reaching my boss's desk (why GOD is it always him!?!?) he asked what I was doing.. Again flappy mouth before thinking brain I came out with 'Yes - I'm afraid I can't find the hat so I am having to give everyone a hand job instead'.....
Today being Friday the 13th I will probably just come out with random filthy tourettes as the pressure of not saying anything rude becomes too much throughout the day... It's going to be a hard and long one that's for sure.. DAMMIT!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:05, Reply)
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