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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Just Like Fanny's
Driving from Oxford to Burford there’s a warehouse on the right side of the dual carriageway. About 5 years ago this warehouse had a poster on it which proudly proclaimed “Our muffins are soft and moist just like Fanny’s”.

100% truth. 80 mile trip from Northampton to Fairford – the sign made it all worthwhile!

(I assume they meant Fanny Craddock. I hope so anyway - chokes on muffin)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:51, Reply)

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