
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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As part of some part time teaching I do in the Construction sector, I had the dubious pleasure of teaching a subject called 'Construction and the Environment'.
The subject was aimed at the National certificate market, all of whom were about to start work or had a job and were doing the course as a day release.
Now, in my time, I've marked some some wierd and wonderful assignments, but one assignment came in where the recipient was obviously in such a hurry to submit their assignment, they they forgot to use the spellchecker after typing it up.
the phrase was meant to read:
'At present, it is believed that a major cause of global warming is down to carbon dioxide, methane and other gasses found in aerosols...
However, not knowing how to spell aerosols resulted in the above ending with the word
'arseholes', which put a different spin on the sentence altogether
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:18, Reply)
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