Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Laughed himself hoarseExiled Youth's post made me remember a case which appeared in court locally, attended by a solicitor I know.
The accused was up for interfering with a farm animal, namely a horse. And by interfering, I mean, y'know, "fiddling".
He had admitted the charge, and the defence were trying to get him a lenient sentence, telling the court how he was a God-fearing lad who attended church, never done anything like this before, moment of madness, blah blah.
All well and good, until he mentioned that the man came "from a stable background".
Pfffft. Court dissolves laughing.
Conditional discharge. (Is that a STI?)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:25, 1 reply)
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