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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Mouthful?
Short and quick,

A few years ago I was sat around the family dinner table enjoying a proper nosh when my younger brother got upgraded from his special (booster seat) to a normal dining room chair. I in full gusto proclaimed:

Who shaid you could shit there!

Never talk with your mouthful.

Length? None to speak of.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:27, Reply)

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