Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Wedding innuendoA woman I used to work with was getting married. As the date approached she understandably talked more and more about wedding preparations and very little else. Eventually she selected a wedding dress and was showing the design to some of the other women in the office when one piped up with, "That would look good with pearls. I wore a pearl necklace on my wedding day." I started replying with, "I bet you did," but instead bit my tongue and disappeared off to work in another area.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:34,
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