Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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On the way to Alton TowersWe got lost and found ourselves in a small market town. There was what looked like a nice pub there, which on the traditional swinging sign featured a picture of dark-feathered chicken.
The notice board in the car park read "Welcome to the award-winning Black Cock. Suitable for families."
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:03, 2 replies)
What we need......is a pub owned and run by b3tans called the Magenta Cock!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^what keyboardman said!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:35,
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