Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ah, the aged...Yonks ago while a student I propped up my rent by working in a small independent video rental boutique. One day a batty old crone came in and asked if we had John Wayne's Jism. My colleague almost passed out with laughter and disappeared round the back leaving me to enquire gently as to whether that really was the title and someone wasn't having a laugh at Grannie's expense. Nope, she was adamant, John Wayne's Jism it was. Years later, Channel 5 afternoon film, 'Chisolm' starring you know who...
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