Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ooh err missusAt our boys' Catholic High School (note to self: if by quirk of fate or freak of nature I ever have children they're going to a mixed school) most of us used to fantasize about our German teacher. She was in her early 30's, fairly attractive (by this I mean better than any other options us sexually deprived catholics were getting at the age of 14 such as the 40+ RE teacher who was quietly smoking herself to death and the female art teacher with a moustache - hurray for HRT) and all of us wanted to shag her. She walked into class one day and said the following:
'Sorry I'm late boys. I was in charge of an oral exam and couldn't leave until someone came'
Cue pubescent laughter.
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